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Matt Ryan/ShortBus shine in NFL/PDW Week 1

It was like Christmas. It was like New Years. It was like…everything that is awesome. Football…real football…happened. Week 1 is in the books. So, how about that high dollar guys from the draft? How’d they do in Week 1? Aside from little Ray Ray there wasn’t exactly a flurry of excitement, huh…

The victors, good job. ShortBus might have been a little over zealous for Week 1, but what can ya do. Now the real game starts because we’ve seen what this bunch of scrubs can do for us in an actual game, so where do we start making moves and improvments? Time to get busy!

P.S. Don’t forget to pay The Kommish!

Week 1 PDW Awards

Baller – ShortBus

Truck Stuck! – ShortBus

The Sneaky Dog – Total Gronk

The Gagger – Magical FlyinWooo’s

The Tiny Tim – 3-Ho’s Punchers

Week 1: Top 10
1. Matt Ryan – 32.3
2. Robert Griffin III – 26
3. Browns D/ST – 25.4
4. Tony Romo – 23.4
5. C.J. Spiller – 23.4
6. Kevin Ogletree – 23.4
7. Kevin Smith – 23.1
8. Julio Jones – 22.8
9. Aaron Rodgers – 22.7
10. Tracy Porter – 22

PDW Standings
1. ShortBus (1-0)
2. NSFW (1-0)
3. BackFromThe281 (1-0)
4. I Need A Miracle (1-0)
5. Total Gronk (1-0)
6. The Apparatus (1-0)
7. The Iron Price (0-1)
8. RickK’sRevenge (0-1)
9. Stl iPoopers (0-1)
10. Team Grayhem (0-1)
11. Magical FlyingWooo’s (0-1)
12. 3-Ho’ Punchers (0-1)

Week 2 Waiver Order
1. Magical FlyingWooo’s
2. 3-Ho’ Punchers
3. The Iron Price
4. Stl iPoopers
5. RickK’sRevenge
6. Team Grayhem
7. ShortBus
8. NSFW
9. The Apparatus
10. BackFromThe281
11. Total Gronk
12. I Need A Miracle

K. Smelser About K. Smelser
Kelly Smelser is Owner/Senior Writer for Punch Drunk Wonderland and PDFantasy Sports. Architect of the PDW fantasy football world and general spinster of NFL and Fantasy Football news and analysis. Long walks on the beach, sunsets, and other such niceties are also fine...

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