Punch Drunk Wonderland

Martin runs, NSFW rises in Week 8

Finally! The undefeated bastards finally fell. With their losses in Week 8 both Gronk and Miracle not only ended their aspirations of setting a new winning streak record, but they also were bumped in the standings. NSFW climbs into the 1st position with his points edge while Gronk and Miracle move to 2nd and 3rd respectively. Keep an eye on NSFW. He has his own 7 game win streak going. Elsewhere in PDW, The Apparatus rode an embarrassing performance to a win that moved him to 5th while BackFromThe281 slid to 6th to hold off the surging RickK’sRevenge and iWin.

There were some familiar faces involved with the weekly awards as we had standard fare (Magical Flying Noob) winning the Low Joe o’ The Week despite every effort being made by The Apparatus to give him a chance to rise out of his hole. NSFW took the Big Man o’ The Week with his league high 143.3 points for the week. There were several matchups that had 30+ point margins of victory, but 3-Ho’ Punchers narrowly had the largest margin of victory with his 106.6-69.9 win over The Iron Price. That gives him the Steamroller for the week and means The Iron Price is the Sunday Sally. And last but not least, RickK’sRevenge held off Miracle to win by the narrow margin of 105.3-101.3. That means he’s The Sneaky Dog of the week.

Week 8 also saw the first legitimate statements for Schmuck of the Year. Sure, Ocho’s team is a real dumpster fire and he likely has it locked up. However, let the record show that not only did he leave a roster slot empty but iWin also made a line-up mistake in the Jordy Nelson debacle. Let the S.O.T.Y. points fly, Drunkards!

Good luck in Week 9! TIP: Beat NSFW please.

Week 8 Top 10
1. Doug Martin – 33.4
2. Matthew Stafford – 31.2
3. Tom Brady – 28.3
4. Rob Gronkowski – 26.6
5. Dolphins D/ST – 25.6
6. Peyton Manning – 24.6
7. Matt Ryan – 24.2
8. Giants D/ST – 24.2
9. Josh Freeman – 22.3
10. Titus Young – 22.0

Week 9 Waiver Order
1. Magical Flying Noob!!
2. NSFW
3. 3-Ho’ Punchers
4. The Gravyboat
5. RickK’sRevenge
6. ItsTime iWin
7. ShortBus
8. I Need A Miracle
9. Total Gronk
10. The Apparatus
11. BackFromThe281
12. The Iron Price

K. Smelser About K. Smelser
Kelly Smelser is Owner/Senior Writer for Punch Drunk Wonderland and PDFantasy Sports. Architect of the PDW fantasy football world and general spinster of NFL and Fantasy Football news and analysis. Long walks on the beach, sunsets, and other such niceties are also fine...

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