Punch Drunk Wonderland

Cam, NSFW roll in Week 12

Cam Newton was a fantasy monster in Week 12 putting up an impressive 37.4 points. He also helped pull The Apparatus into a victory after making up a 54 point deficit. Awesome. Also awesome, NSFW’s streak continues and the record has been extended to 10 wins in a row. NSFW has also eclipsed another PDW record by increasing his total points for the season to 1515. The previous record (also held by NSFW) for most points in a single season was 1493.5 from 2010. NSFW has blown that away and will certainly blow away the record for weekly average points of 121.8 once things are all said and done this season.

Week 12 was another big scoring week in PDW with 8 teams scoring 100+ points. NSFW followed up his huge Thankgsgiving Day scoring with a big Sunday to land himself Big Man o’ The Week with 161.5 points. While RickK’sRevege put up a good fight their total points for their matchup was still 30 points shy of the 311.9 record. The unfortunate part of that story is that despite putting up a good number RickK’sRevenge managed to win Sunday Sally for losing by the largest margin of the week, 41 points. That meansSteamroller goes to NSFW. LoCastro’s Fault continued the rough slide and barely edged out Ocho for Low Joe o’ The Week with a league low 70 points. We’ll have to keep an eye on that as midweek adjustments could swing it. The Apparatus had an amazing comeback on Monday Night, but it wasn’t really worthy of the Sneaky Dog because the sneaky comeback turned into a stomping thanks to Cam Newton and Bryce Brown.

With one week left in the PDW regular season it’s looking like the playoff picture is materializing. NSFW is going to clinch the #1 seed and first round bye, and Total Gronk will likely wind up with the #2 seed and bye. Week 13 matchups will decide how the remaining spots shape up. With a loss by Miracle, a victorious ShortBus could move into the #3 seed. The Apparatus is sitting secure in the #5 spot with an opportunity to move to #4 with a win and a ShortBus loss. Also, a 3-Ho’ Punchers loss combined with both a win by RickRick’sRevenge AND the Revenge outscoring 3-Ho’ Punchers by 46.7 points could move RickK’sRevenge into the #6 spot. A very unlikely scenario, but anything is possible.

Playoff Outlook
#1 NSFW (Round 1 Bye)
#2 Total Gronk (Round 1 Bye)

Round 1
The Apparatus v. ShortBus
3-Ho’ Punchers v. I Need A Miracle

Week 12 Top 10
1. Cam Newton – 37.4
2. Tom Brady – 31.3
3. Robert Griffin III – 29.3
4. Tony Romo – 28.3
5. Bryce Brown – 27.9
6. Patriots D/ST – 26.4
7. Matthew Stafford – 26.3
8. Dez Bryant – 25.1
9. Rams D/ST – 24.6
10. Arian Foster – 23.7

Week 13 Waiver Order
1. NSFW
2. LoCastro’s Fault
3. I Need A Miracle
4. Total Gronk
5. BackFromThe281
6. Gravyboat
7. RickK’sRevenge
8. The Iron Price
9. Flying Noob
10. ShortBus
11. The Apparatus
12. 3-Ho’ Punchers

K. Smelser About K. Smelser
Kelly Smelser is Owner/Senior Writer for Punch Drunk Wonderland and PDFantasy Sports. Architect of the PDW fantasy football world and general spinster of NFL and Fantasy Football news and analysis. Long walks on the beach, sunsets, and other such niceties are also fine...

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