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NSFW breaks win streak record!

Week 11 was another record week in PDW as NSFW broke the win streak record. The previous record was 8 consecutive wins by ShortBus in 2008 and NSFW on the current run. The Week 11 win against ShortBus extends the streak to 9 wins. Congrats on your record-breaking-ness. Consider it a birthday present from Punch Drunk Wonderland. Now, Drunkards. We need to tend to ending this streak, eh?

Another momentous event happened in Week 11…OCHO WON!!! He not only didn’t have the lowest score of the week, but he also managed to come out of his matchup with the stumbling Petunia victorious. The Magical Flying Noobs managed to top 100 fantasy points for the first time all season thanks to strong performances by Brandon Stokley, Lance Moore, and the Packer D/ST. Way to go, Ocho. Unfortunately, you’re still in last place…

While there were several important head-to-head matchups this week, there wasn’t much shake up in the standings. NSFW remains the clear #1 with Total (broken) Gronk, I Need A Miracle, and ShortBus staying put in the top four. The Apparatus managed to use his uncanny ability to whip out the points kryptonite that renders his opponent unable to score points (see Points Against totals) and held off The Gravyboat to keep the #5 spot. 3-Ho’ Punchers moved into the #6 slot by himself with the victory over BackFromThe281 and RickK’sRevenge’s loss to TIP. NSFW barely topped Total Gronk for Big Man o’ The Week. Total Gronk beat up on Miracle to win the Steamroller which means Sunday Sally goes to I Need A Miracle. RickK’sRevenge looked about as good as his Bears and managed to score himself the Low Joe o’ The Week. While it was looking like The Gravyboat was going to sneak into a win, it didn’t happen and we go without a Sneaky Dog again this week.

NOTICE: The TRADE DEADLINE is Wednesday, November 21st at 12:00pm. If there are any blockbuster trades that you’re looking to construct, now is the time. Once we’ve reached the trade deadline there may be no more trades until after the championship.

There are two weeks left in the PDW regular season, so the final race to the playoff seeding finish is on. Currently NSFW and Total Gronk are sitting in position to get the first round byes, but anything can happen in these next two weeks. The real potential for excitement is going to be the fight for the #5 and #6 seeds as 3-Ho’ Punchers, The Apparatus, RickK’sRevenge, and BackFromThe281 will be slugging it out. Your fantasy lives are in your hands, dudes. Good luck in Week 12, Drunkards!

Week 11 Top 10
1. Matt Schaub – 38.0
2. Patriots D/ST – 34.0
3. Andre Johnson – 33.3
4. Robert Griffin III – 31.4
5. Chad Henne – 30.7
6. Julian Edelman – 29.9
7. Justin Blackmon – 29.6
8. Rob Gronkowski – 25.7
9. Tom Brady – 25.2
10. Ravens D/ST – 24.6

Week 12 Waiver Order
1. NSFW
2. FightinMyWayIn
3. ShortBus
4. I Need A Miracle
5. Total Gronk
6. The Apparatus
7. BackFromThe281
8. Gravyboat
9. 3-Ho’ Punchers
10. RickK’sRevenge
11. The Iron Price

K. Smelser About K. Smelser
Kelly Smelser is Owner/Senior Writer for Punch Drunk Wonderland and PDFantasy Sports. Architect of the PDW fantasy football world and general spinster of NFL and Fantasy Football news and analysis. Long walks on the beach, sunsets, and other such niceties are also fine...

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