Punch Drunk Wonderland

Fantasy Football Ode to Rob Gronkowski

Rob GronkowskiThings get real and often very dramatic come fantasy football playoff times, and sometimes late season player injuries can draw the ire of fantasy owners on edge. Thus, the kind of poetic excellence we see below can occur. Pure beauty.

“To an Oft-Injured Polish Dirtbag”

The time you won your team the race
We cheered you in the marketplace.
But once you’ve torn your ACL
You date-raping fuck, you go to hell!


The masterpiece above is from the one and only T-Bone McJenkins from our original Punch Drunk Wonderland fantasy league.


K. Smelser About K. Smelser
Kelly Smelser is Owner/Senior Writer for Punch Drunk Wonderland and PDFantasy Sports. Architect of the PDW fantasy football world and general spinster of NFL and Fantasy Football news and analysis. Long walks on the beach, sunsets, and other such niceties are also fine...