Punch Drunk Wonderland

Record Book

Yearly Placings

2017 2016 2015
1st Place 1st Place  I Need A Miracle 1st Place NSFW
2nd Place 2nd Place  The Juice 2nd Place Rex Ryan’s Penis Punch
3rd Place 3rd Place  Butkus My Ditka 3rd Place Pilsner Urkell
C.O.T.Y. C.O.T.Y. Butkus My Ditka C.O.T.Y. NSFW
S.O.T.Y. S.O.T.Y. Rex Ryan’s Penis Punch S.O.T.Y. Magical Flying Noob
2014 2013 2012
1st Place  NSFW 1st Place Butkus My Ditka 1st Place 3-Ho’ Punchers
2nd Place  ShortBus 2nd Place The Iron Price 2nd Place I Need A Miracle
3rd Place  Butkus My Ditka 3rd Place The Juice 3rd Place Total Gronk
C.O.T.Y.  NSFW C.O.T.Y. The Original ShrumpBasket C.O.T.Y. NSFW
S.O.T.Y.  Bench of Power S.O.T.Y. OlafMetalFace S.O.T.Y. Magical Flying Noob
2011 2010 2009
1st Place RickK’sRevenge 1st Place ShortBus 1st Place NSFW
2nd Place Stl iPoopers 2nd Place Dude Where’s My Team 2nd Place STL Royl Lou-ser
3rd Place NSFW 3rd Place NSFW 3rd Place TigersSlutWagon
C.O.T.Y. Total Gronk C.O.T.Y. NSFW C.O.T.Y. Juggerpimp
S.O.T.Y. Team Jett S.O.T.Y. Team Jett S.O.T.Y. Mich Hockyplaya
2008 2007 2006
1st Place Iratus Apparatus 1st Place RonMexico’sDogFights 1st Place The Dirty Sanchez
2nd Place Big Jet Airline 2nd Place Reigning Champ 2nd Place NSFW
3rd Place Death Valley Dingo Mango 3rd Place Sensei Sochacki 3rd Place Daddy’s Little Accident
C.O.T.Y. NSFW C.O.T.Y. Sensei Sochacki C.O.T.Y. Daddy’s Little Accident
S.O.T.Y. Juggerpimp S.O.T.Y. BigKidJesse S.O.T.Y. Wood’s Warriors

 


Statistical Records

THE GOOD

Most Points scored for a team in a weekly matchup 187.4 (Butkus My Ditka, Week 8 – 2014), 186.9 (3-Ho’ Punchers, Week 9 – 2012)
Most Total Points in a weekly matchup 311.9 (JUGG-NSFW, Week 8 – 2011), 311.7 (HenneHouse-Butkus My Ditka, Week 8 – 2014)
Largest Margin of Victory in a weekly matchup 99.5 (RickK’sRevenge-Flying Noob 149.7-49.2, Week 10 – 2012)
Most Points Scored in a single season (Regular Season) 1649.5 (NSFW – 2012)
Longest Reg. Season Winning Streak  11 (NSFW – 2012)
Highest Average Points for a season (Regular Season) 126.88 (NSFW – 2012)
Best Regular Season Record/Winning pct. 12-1 (.923, NSFW – 2012)
Most Years Leading League in Total Points 5 (NSFW)
Most PDW Championships Won 3 (NSFW), 2 (ShortBus, Butkus My Ditka, I Need A Miracle)
Most Top 3 Finishes 5 (ShortBus)
Most Seedies (Reg. Season Winner) 2 (NSFW, ShortBus)
Most Coach of the Year Honors 4 (NSFW)

THE BAD

Least Points scored for a team in a weekly matchup  39.4 (Team Jett, Week 8 – 2008)
Least Total Points in a weekly matchup  111.54 (NSFW-SlowMovingSludge, Week 5 – 2008)
Largest Loss in a weekly matchup 99.5 (RickK’sRevenge-Flying Noob 149.7-49.2, Week 10 – 2012)
Least Points scored in a single season (Regular Season) 922.12* (SlowMovingSludge – 2008), 986 (Flying Noob – 2012)
Longest Reg. Season Losing Streak 12* (JUGG – 2008)
Lowest Average Points for a season (Regular Season) 75.85 (Flying Noob – 2012)
Worst Regular Season Record/Winning pct. 0-12* (.000, JUGG – 2008)
Most Schmuck of the Year Dishonors 3 (Team Jett)
Ties in weekly matchups 1 (Butkus My Ditka-The Iron Price, Week 3 – 2013; 86.5)

* 2008 was a 12 Week Regular Season instead of 13


 

Career Stats

Team G W L T PCT PF Avg. PF PA Avg. PA Playoffs Champs Years
ShortBus 129 82 47 0 0.636 13,851.60 107.38 12,469.00 96.66 8 2 2006-Present
The Juice 129 81 48 0 0.628 14,019.20 108.68 12,878.80 99.84 7 0 2007-Present
NSFW 129 78 51 0 0.605 14,366.80 111.37 12,834.50 99.49 6 3 2006-Present
The Apparatus 129 67 62 0 0.519 13,394.80 103.84 12,801.30 99.23 7 1 2006-Present
Rex Ryan’s Penis Punch 129 60 69 0 0.465 12,769.80 98.99 12,904.90 100.04 3 0 2006-Present
I Need A Miracle 129 57 72 0 0.442 13,012.30 100.87 13,321.00 103.26 5 2 2006-Present
Growler Power 104 41 63 0 0.394 10,305.10 99.09 10,847.10 104.30 3 0 2009-Present
Butkus My Ditka 91 52 38 1 0.571 9,678.80 106.36 9,020.70 99.13 5 2 2010-Present
Family Matters Matters 91 51 40 0 0.560 9,563.30 105.09 9,195.60 101.05 5 1 2010-Present
The Iron Price 78 36 41 1 0.462 7,754.10 99.41 7,802.30 100.03 3 0 2011-Present
Team Ocho 65 25 40 0 0.385 5,946.80 91.49 7,003.60 107.75 0 0 2012-Present
Team Jett 64 25 39 0 0.391 5,958.50 93.10 5,009.70 78.28 1 0 2006-2011
JUGG 64 22 42 0 0.344 6,186.20 96.66 6,615.10 103.36 1 0 2006-2011
Bench of Power (Team Gray) 39 9 30 0 0.231 3,283.40 84.19 4,175.70 107.07 0 0 2012-2014
STL Royl Lou-ser 26 17 9 0 0.654 2,607.50 100.29 2,637.00 101.42 2 0 2009-2010
Billy Mays’s Candy Man 26 14 12 0 0.538 2648.1 101.85 2700.8 103.88 1 0 2015-Present
San Diego Brain Damage 25 15 10 0 0.600 2,586.00 103.44 2,360.40 94.42 2 0 2007-2008
Colon Collider 25 10 15 0 0.400 2,125.70 85.03 2,233.70 89.35 0 0 2006-2008
Yeah, Make it Rain 13 6 7 0 0.462 1,219.30 93.79 1,214.60 93.43 0 0 2009
Mich HockyPlaya 13 4 9 0 0.308 1,269.70 97.67 1,404.50 108.04 0 0 2009

* Statistics for the 2006 season are not available, so the above records represent 2007-present.

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